On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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