that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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