I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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