So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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