How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I party with great urgency now.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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