I skipped work to stalk him.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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