Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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