Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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