Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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