I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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