i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Sorry about my life...
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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