Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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