Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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