I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Your penis caused this!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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