In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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