Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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