Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize
