Yo dont text me then not text me
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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