He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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