you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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