Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She even gives head with a lisp.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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