i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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