chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Can't talk, ducks in the car
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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