She said her name was "party"
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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