Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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