oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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