Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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