Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
