Plan B is the new Plan A
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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