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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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