Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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