Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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