got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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