Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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