i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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