That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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