People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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