And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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