i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Rumble strips road head = magical
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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