I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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