i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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