i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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