Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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