im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize