i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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