I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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