Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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