Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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