I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize