David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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