Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Green mimosas i think yes
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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