seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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