he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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