And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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