Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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